Top Ten Reasons Why Dog Grooming Costs More Than Your Hairdresser

1. You don’t go 6-8 weeks without brushing or washing your hair
2. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to carry you to the sink kicking and screaming
3. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your rear end of trim your sanitary area
4. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears
5. You don’t need your eye boogies removed
6. You still still. You don’t bit or scratch your hairdresser
7. Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure or pedicure
8. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head
9. You don’t yell, bark, scream at the top of your lungs

AND the biggest reason:

10. You don’t poop or wee while getting your haircut (we hope)!